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[Chu News — Mark Chu] The truth is out: The so-called “science” is just a bunch nonsense try to cover up secrets and skeletons so they can control people.
How do I know that, you ask? Common sense, bro. You can’t trust no one in this dog-eat-dog world but your own gut, you know what I’m saying?
See, they want you to believe we’ve been to the moon, humans come from apes, the earth is a ball, vaccines don’t kill nobody, or the world is getting hotter. Rubbish. You want Big Pharma to inject poison into your kids’ arms? Plant small chips into us so they can read our minds? If earth is round, how come I see flat ground everywhere? And what about the other side of the ball, don’t people over there fall into space? And don’t tell me to throw away my Chevy pickup and drive those weak, stupid electric cars. This climate change thing is a big hoax that’s just getting old and boring; you do not tell me how to live my life, stay out of it.
Don’t you see the Jurassic Park movies? They use science to create a dinosaur park, and hell that went well. What is the lesson? Don’t play with fire, that’s the lesson. Or how about The Fly? You want science to turn you into half monster, be my guest. The evil AI in I, Robot might teach you how wicked science can turn out to be. There are tons and tons of other movies and TV shows throughout the age of time telling you science is bad. Check them out and trust them.
My kids are smart. They flunked their math and science, and I told them well done, don’t listen to the bonehead teachers’ mumble jumble. Like, do you mean by “negative numbers?” Have you seen “-1 sheep” or “-3 cookies?” You show me those numbers and I’ll show you my two-headed cows. Geometry? Algebra? Are they inventing weird words just to confuse people? My kids don’t need these; my boys just need to learn how to be men and put food on the table, and my girls just need to learn to stay in the kitchen, and that’s that.
The other day some moron argued with me, saying science is good and all. I told him show me an example. “Cars,” he said.
“What ‘bout them?”
“Cars use high technology, and technology is from science.”
“Bull, a bunch of bull,” I can’t believe how stupid he was. Cars are not from science, they’re from factories!
But he wasn’t done. “You mentioned Jurassic Park, the dinosaurs in the movies are CGI, computer-generated imagery. It’s high tech and as I said, high tech is from science.”
Another bull. Now you’re telling me drawing is science. My boy started drawing at 2, drawing isn’t rocket science.
“How about all the equipment in hospitals? Didn’t you get a colonoscopy last week? That’s from science. Medicine and treatment are all science. The oxygen tank you used last year is thanks to science, otherwise you might not have been here.”
Oh, yeah, if injecting poison and small chips into my arms is science, then no thank you. You think you can get me that easy?
I enjoyed watching him deflate like a flat tire. It’s his fault, he chose to argue with me. He didn’t know I wouldn’t be fooled. I don’t read so I don’t fall into his trap.
Listen to me; be wise. Be a critical thinker. Science is nonsense and dangerous. If you don’t teach your kids about this, the devil will teach them evolution, sexuality, psychology, witchcraft.
Be wise.